Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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With a DustBuster.

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Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.