How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.