How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.