How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.