What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac