What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

Removed

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!