What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!