What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...