What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What color are Margaery's eyes ?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!