Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.