Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.