How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"