How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

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What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.