Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Safe Word Jokes More Safe Word Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word