Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."