Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."