How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up