What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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It has it's ups and downs.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.

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red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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Well, he has his ups and down's.