What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

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None. They pay me to do it.

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Mortgage freeman.

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Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

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Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

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Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

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How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs