Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.