How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.