Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.