Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?