Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!