Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.