Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !