Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Because he ate his carrion.
It pokes holes in condoms.
In case he got a hole in one.
Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
Because his life is at stake.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
An Or-phone.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
