Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane?

His carrion bag.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.