What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Raspberry Jokes More Raspberry Jokes

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.