What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.