What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.