What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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I have to walk home alone"

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.