What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Previous Random Joke Next
Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Crucify Jokes More Crucify Jokes

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.