What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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A Star-Spangled Banner.

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It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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Weirdo (weird dough).

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In werehouses.

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He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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Permanent waves !

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."