Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke