How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.