Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
They're always looking for some sort of change!
Put it in a square cup
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Nobody takes him for granite.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Because he was still at large.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Everyone takes him for granite.
A carb-o-rater
Not enough minerals.
