Mineral Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

Dwayne Johnson Jokes More Dwayne Johnson Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease?

Stephen Walkin

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves