What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.