What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.