How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.