How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool