Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)