Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!