How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

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How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

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How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)