Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them