Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.