How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

What is the computer's favorite food?

Microchips.