How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What is the computer's favorite food?

Microchips.