Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Bad Driver Jokes More Bad Driver Jokes

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind