Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

censored

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".