Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."