Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out