Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

New Air Brake Jokes More New Air Brake Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.