What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!