What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.