An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.
He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"
A: They always forget the recipe.
Go stand in front of a mirror
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If it's black it won't give you any food
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.
Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.