How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'