How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'