How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'