Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.