Cause hes a pain in the neck.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Your granny
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Cannelonely!
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
Cause all their pants are half-off
It pains them to have standards.
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
Because he was a neck-romancer....
You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
Coffin medicine.