How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.