What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.