Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

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