Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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What do /r/jokes and the human centipede have in common?

They both recycle.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%