Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.