Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.