Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.