Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

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What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !