Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you