Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you