How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

Spook Jokes More Spook Jokes

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.