What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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