What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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