What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.