What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed