www.oody www.oodpecker.
An R key.
there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?
Thomas the Search Engine.
A shark spooked him while he was surfing.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
They don't like to get too close to the net!
A Peck.