Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.