Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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A young feminist orphan Annie

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.