How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.