What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.