What did Patrick Stewart say when he pr...

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.